Results tagged ‘ John McCain ’

All in vain for McCain with a rock like Barack

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11/5/08

I woke up this morning to a note folded in half sitting on my sink. On the outside part of the paper it said “guess who theCard.jpg new President of the United States is?”

Can you guess who my wife voted for before I tell you the rest?

She drew stars on the envelope.

I opened it up and you all know what it said. It was neat though, it was like the Academy Awards right in my bathroom.

I can’t bitch, whine or complain. I didn’t vote.

I don’t exactly know how I feel today. Nervous,..oh hell yea. Hopeful,…you betcha. Scared,..not yet…..

to tell the truth.jpgTo tell you the truth, I’d feel exactly the same no matter who won this election. It’s never been about color or gender to me. I couldn’t give a sheet about that.

Security was/is a big issue for me. McCain is pro-military, but he’s seriously weak on border security issues. Obama is too, and he doesn’t mention it often.

 You know,  I don’t remember hearing much at all on theAmerican-Dollar-Toilet-Paper.jpg border the last few months from either candidate. 

 

Since the economy went down the crapper, everyone seemed to forget about border security. An open border is an invitation for trouble.

It’s like leaving your back door open when you live in the city. Would you do that?

 

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That is my biggest concern, for now.

  Putting that aside, there’s nothing we can do now except give this man a chance. 

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  I was thinking, wouldn’t it be cool to play some 3 on 3 basketball with the Prez?

How many Presidents before this guy woke up in the morning and played basketball before having coffee?

Probably about as many presidents that have lived up to every one of their campaign promises = 0

 

 

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Ok on a lighter note…this had me rolling today—>

I opted for a salad at lunch today.

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 We’ll all see what happens to us in the future together, for now I’m not going to complain.

I’d probably have to take a number, and you know how I hate standing in lines…D


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Rock the Vote..Don’t Rock the Vote..Maybe

11/4/08

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I didn’t vote.

I couldn’t do it. I wanted to. I know it’s the right thing to do. My wife tried to persuade me multiple times, but for some reason I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

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I just don’t believe. I want to,  but I couldn’t find anything in either of these two fellas that would make me say difinitively “he is the one”.

  McCain is certainly the more qualified of the two, but I can’t relate to him on any level. He’s too old to be President, but too young to croak . Finally, the way he talks along with his out of sync body language, the dude creeps me out.

 
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Sorry Joe the Plumber, it’s back to snaking toilets for chump change buddy. You had your fifteen. See ya !

Obama13.gifThumbnail image for Dont believe the type.jpgObama on the other hand I can relate to. Unfortunatly I can’t hop on his bandwagon. 

As I’ve said before “I don’t believe his hype”. It’s seems artificial.pickle.jpg

 

 

 

So there’s my pickle.

 

 

 Reagan-Bush2.jpgThe first time I voted was 1984 and I voted for these two dudes—-> I was in the Military then and at least I got a raise every year.

 

 

 

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Oh yea, I’m done with negative political ads.

 I can’t take it anymore. It’s just wrong.

I realize this picture is old but you see my point perfectly.

Damn funny though.

Why would someone in their right mind want to run for president? Seriously why?We all know that Bush is in it for the legacy.  

 
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I do feel a little
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But now I can say that I didn’t have anything to do with electing either one of these clowns as Commander in Chief of the free world.

 

 

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To me, voting for one of these guys is like pissing in the wind. You can do it, and immediately you feel warm, but later on down the road it’s going to stink. I’m just saying.

 

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But I do feel for those of you who voted..Sometimes your damned if you do and damned if you dont. Dammit.

 

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So if you haven’t yet, get out there and cast your vote. If you want to. It’s totally free.

   

Don’t let not voting leave a sour taste in your mouth——–>

 

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I’ll go ahead and take a pass this round, I’m clueless…D
                

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Goodbye AI….sigh

11/3/08

ClarifySimplifyImplement.gifI felt the need to simplify things so I dropped the postseason from my blog title and from here on out my blog will be known as the Rockpile Rant.

Also, I’m not going to stress myself out looking for baseball tidbits to blog about during the post season.

While I’m waiting for spring training, I will be blogging about anything and everything. Some baseball, some basketball, current events and everyday crap.

So I thought it appropriate to start things off with a fart story. Gotta love toilet humor.

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9/28/08          DUDE FARTS ON POLICE

A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine,funny-farting-joke-toxic-fumes-from-diaper.jpg Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said. Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.  He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn’t move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.  “I couldn’t hold it no more,” he said.

Drunk cat1.JPGHe also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack.

The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

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Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him. 

I wonder if he had visited taco bell to get that free World Series taco??

 
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I thought this was a cool snaggin T-Shirt.  

 

 

 

 

  
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          Tomorrow is the Election and I am still undecided. I’m not sure I believe all the Obama hype. Plus how many brotha’s do you know that can’t dance.
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I’m not sure I want Peggy Hill running the country

 

 

 

 

 

 
Do you?? Scary. I have never felt this confused. Usually by this point I have a candidate that I’m behind.

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This election…Not so much.

 
I think both candidates should duke it out on Jeopardy. Let Alex Trebek decide.

He’s from Canada, he could be neutral, eh!

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 I just heard that the Nuggets traded Allen Iverson (pictured here on a not so good day),
 in a huge deal.

Holy Mcnugget,  in my last blog entry I made mention of how the Nuggets didn’t seem any different to me this season than last. (I often speak too soon) 

Then I find out that they’ve traded AI for three guys, two of which are former Nuggets. I’m a huge Iverson fan.
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The Nuggets in trade received 6′ 3″, Chauncey Billups. Former Nugget from 1998-2000. 

Right now he averages 13 points, 5 rebounds and 7 assists per game. Chauncey is 32 years old.

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The second former Nugget received in the trade is Antonio Mcdyess.

He played for the nuggets from 1998-2002. Currently he averages 8 points per game with 5 rebounds and 2 assists.

Antonio is 34 years old.
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Lastly we acquired Cheikh Samb.

This tower is 7′ 1″, weighs 245 lbs and has played a total of four pro games.

 I don’t know much about him, yet.

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The Nuggets blindsided me with this move. 

 I totally didn’t see this coming. I figured for sure George Karl would let Iverson play  this season and finish up his contract. Iverson has been a steady 25 PPG player since he arrived in Denver.

Maybe they know/saw something I didn’t.  

This move will totally tweak the dynamics of this team. At this point, who knows what direction. I also heard the Juwan Howard is on waivers.

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I am excited about seeing how this bold move turns out for the Nuggets…D
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