Captain’s Not From Here…But He’ll Serve You a Beer
Nothing will get me back on my blog quicker than folks messing with people I like.
If you’ve been to Coors Field, Sports Authority Field Salt River Fields at Talking Stick or Red Rocks more than twice you’ve seen him or purchased a beverage from him. Children are greeted as “Future Beer drinkers”, and if you’re not drinking enough he’ll let you know.
Here he cruising at warp speed.
I’m talking about my friend and Super Vendor Captain Earthman.
Here’s Captain E doing his thing at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick on St. Patrick’s Day.
The company he works for “Aramark” let him go over some bullshit about melted ice on the concourse. You know the company that hires all those quality folk at Coors Field who take 2 innings to serve you up a brat. If you ever wondered why it takes that long it’s because they’re paid hourly and could give a shit if you ever eat.
Captain E works on tips and all you have to do is call him on his cell phone and he’ll come right to your seat with a big smile, cold beer and fresh insult.
The Coors Field experience is not and will not be the same without him.
Aramark, it’s time to right this wrong or a little bit of melted ice will be the least of your problems. I will not purchase a beer, soda or any of your nauseating food until you bring back Captain Earthman.
I’m “D” the Ranter…
Coors Field without Captain Earthman is like drinking a piss warm beer.