Daily Dose of “D” #5
What Pisses Me Off Today
I’m always up for a good conversation, except for one place,…the bathroom. I figure if you’re out and don’t know if you’re too drunk to drive, you probably are so you call a friend or a cab.
I wonder if the designers added something useful to the talking piss puck and programmed it to remind you to flush when you finish.
There’s nothing worse than walking up on a big frothy pool someone left behind.
Baseball Fan of the Day
Makes me glad I went to Trade School…Eww!
Feel Good Story of the Day
If this doesn’t warm your heart, you better check your pulse.
Urban Dictionary “Word of the Day”
1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.
I’m “D” the Ranter…Have a Great Day!