With a stinking sinker, Cook gets shook
Rockies lose to the Dodgers 9-5 in LA.
That makes seven wins in a row for the Dodgers (9-3) and two straight losses for the Rockies (4-6),
The only thing I hate more than losing to the Dodgers on the road is losing to them at Coors Field.
Man-Ram had Cookie’s number today as he chalks up his first two homers of the season. One in the first inning and one in the third.
Wonder if that was what shook Cook?
Props to Brad Hawpe and Ian Stewart. Hawpe hit a triple to score two and Stewart had a sweet solo homer in the 8th.,
The Rockies are keeping this engine on the road and running, but until all nine cylinders are in sync it’s just gonna be a bumpy ride.
Ranter’s Bad Joke of the Day
A cowboy walks into a bar, after two steps in he realizes it’s a gay
bar. “What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name
of your willy?”
The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me
the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan,
“Just Do It.” That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because
‘It really satisfies.”
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left
who is sipping on a beer, “Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?”
The man looks back and says with a smile, “TIMEX.”
The thirsty cowboy asks, “Why Timex?”
The fella proudly replies, “‘Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella’s on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, “So, what do you guys call
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because
“Quality is Job One.” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately?” The guy next
to him then says, “I call mine CHEVY…’Like a Rock!'” And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, “The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.”
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks, “Why Secret?”
The cowboy says, “Because it’s ‘STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
Game three is tomorrow afternoon, it would be nice to leave LA on a high note.