Waited all day and still no play
Hey World Series partygoers. Party pug says to SLOW YOUR ROLL, the game has been postponed due to the freggin east coast rain. You can continue trying to get your groove on Wednesday evening.
Just so you know, Party Pug doesnt like to drink and drive, it’s too hard to hold the shot glass and steer.
Especially when it interferes your baseball plans. There is nothing worse than doing all the prep work involved to go to a baseball game, driving there, paying your 10-20 bucks to park, waiting in line, then hearing the game is cancelled due to the rain. Been there, done that, it blows.
You have to eat the parking fee because it’s not like the stoned parking lot attendant will give you a refund. It’s tough luck there.
Then to add insult to injury, just as you reach your car you hear someone say “it’s ok, we need the rain”.
If you live in Colorado you learn to hate that comment. I say screw that, let it rain when I’m sleeping…You can quote me.
At least with Bud deciding to suspend game five, it gives the phanatic time to dry himself out.
You think a wet dog smells bad? Soaked, the phanatic probably smells like a hundred dirty mopheads.
It may be time to pha-breeze that big Oscar with a blowhole looking muppet.
Damn, I wanted to see some baseball tonight. I don’t care about the rain. It’s dry in my living room.
Get this, the game tomorrow is the same timeframe as the Nuggets first regular season game in Utah.
Tomorrow could be the most exciting three innings in World Series history.Or another rainout. It’s all up to Bud Selig and Mother Nature. In that order.
Anyone think <—Bud Selig looks like Billl Gates?——>
Hey east coast, it was a beautiful day in Colorado. Not a drop of rain. Mid 70’s and a cloudless sky for most of the day. I heard a rumor again today about a Holliday trade coming up. Who knows? Enjoy this sunset picture…D